ESPN Soccer reports that The biggest FIFA World Cup in history is less than two weeks away.

Over the course of 39 days, 103 crucial games -- and one meaningless third-place game -- will be played en route to deciding a global champion.

So, what better way to lead into the festivities than with ...

a bunch of friendly games that don't matter?

Like the nations flying to its shores, the United States men's national team will play a pair of friendlies just before the World Cup begins: the USMNT face Senegal on May 31 and then Germany on June 6.

The results won't count for anything.