ESPN Soccer reports that The biggest FIFA World Cup in history is less than two weeks away.
Over the course of 39 days, 103 crucial games -- and one meaningless third-place game -- will be played en route to deciding a global champion.
So, what better way to lead into the festivities than with ...
a bunch of friendly games that don't matter?
Like the nations flying to its shores, the United States men's national team will play a pair of friendlies just before the World Cup begins: the USMNT face Senegal on May 31 and then Germany on June 6.
The results won't count for anything.